Wednesday, November 3, 2010

To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before

As an inquisitive youth, I found that my two revolutionary theories could possibly win me both our school’s Science Fair AND help me get to second base with Mary Lou Pinsky. First, there was my general equation for the Electrostatic Repulsion Force between two charged objects that are point sources or spherical in shape. This could help demonstrate that nuclear stability exists when the nucleus has the proper proportion of neutrons to protons. And second, was that if I made an impression on Mary Lou by demonstrating a unique skill, talent or something difficult to do, she would know that I exist. As for actually reaching second base, I’m saving that for my biography.

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