No Life, No Future, Get It?

When I stepped on the stage to perform several of my new songs, Tonto’s camp director was not at all amused. Supposedly I was to serenade the little creeps with Kumbaya type music. But Tonto’s artistic ideals would not be compromised and I sang “Die little Bastards Die” and “Tarantulas in the Sleeping Bag Rag,” along with several Stooges covers. Needless to say, my stint as a camp counselor did not last long.