Alliance of Builders of Islamic Iran, My Ass. More Like Dippers of Coppenhagen and Drinkers of Tall Necks.

You know that phrase, “You can’t bullshit a bullshitter?” Well, Tonto can remember Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, from way back in those mullet days of pickup trucks, keg parties at the lake, and easy women. Where and why he jumped off the crazy train remains a mystery to me and all the boys at the garage, but when I knew him, that dude could party like George Jones.