Hillbilly v. Vampire

Hillbillies like: Armed stand-offs, after nearly overdosing on a mixture of booze, prescription medicine, and cable television.
Vampires like: Late night cable television after a satisfying blood draining.

Hillbillies like: Overalls and checkered shirts.
Vampires like: Checkered pasts.



Hillbillies like: Weddings and funerals.
Vampires like: Weddings, cause it’s time to feast when everybody passes out.


Hillbillies think: Fly-swatters are for entertainment.
Vampires think: Flies are for Hillbilly Vampires.