Friday, September 10, 2010

Get Educated Dumb Asses

I gots my degree, I suggest you all do the same. I'm sick and tared of having to correct y'all all the damn time!

COLIC, ain’t a sheepdog.
CESEAREAN SECTION ain’t a district in Rome.
ARTERY ain’t the study of paintings.
BYTE ain’t what your Pit-bull did to cousin Jethro.
FESTER don’t mean quicker.
IMPOTENT don’t mean distinguished.
MOUSE PAD ain’t where Mickey and Minnie live.
MODEM ain’t what you did to the tall grass.
RETARD ain’t when you get to stop working.
It ain’t the EIFFEL TIRE, dumb ass.

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