Friday, September 3, 2010
World famous Bigfoot hunter, Sir Percy “Old Pot” Potterson, was in town recently as consultant for a Discovery Channel show being filmed here. Many were bewildered by his sudden departure and exit from Athens. He was spotted at the Columbus Airport, where he told reporters "that bloody blaghart buggered me in my tent in the middle of the night. It had matted hair all over its body and smelled like burnt rubber.”
Meanwhile one of the Quinon brothers returned from a turkey shoot bearing a sly grin.