Here is dear mother, just before she executes her trademark figure eight tassel twirl. "Mumsie," as I called her, was working several jobs while obtaining her Phd. in nuclear medicine. Although translating latin text for a local Seminary was her most fulfilling job, she couldn't deny that she really did have a gift for titillation. The rest of the story is history. I'm waiting for a posthumous Nobel for her work in nanotechnology.