Sunday, June 19, 2011

Dear Old Dad

Tonto wishes his father, Bill, a Happy Father’s Day. Apparently I was the product of a one night stand. Mother was plied with promises of a one way ticket out of Calico. She woke the next morning, only to find several empty gin bottles, several jokes scribbled on a cocktail napkin, a llama in the bathroom, and her first hangover.

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