I know that my family was butt ugly. But that comes with the territory of being possum and all. But when I look back upon it all, I realize that if the trailer hadn't exploded, I still woulda' been raised by some butt ugly parents.
It's a wonder where I got my looks from?
Nice dog!
ReplyDeleteFrankenstein survived the explosion and was rescued by Fester and Edna Birch. His hair was burnt off and they startd entering him in ugy dog competitions, but kept losing to those Chinese Crested Asswipes. Finally Frankenstein ate one of the litle buggers and was banned from competition for life.
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