A Bit About Tonto

I was raised by a pack of possum, after propane tank explosion destroyed the trailer of my human parents.

My hobbies include licking the backs of certain toads, bullfighting, observing and chronicling the nervous ticks of other people (sometimes I can't help but laugh, excuse me).

I love Polka Punk, if that exists. If it doesn't, it should.

And I love picture books that show Killer Whales going to town on a hapless eskimo in his kayak. If you know where I can get one, let me know.