The Cover-Up

Tonto Fielding has discovered through previously classified documents, the cover-up of the Montana National guard incident of 1958. Colonel Bull “Ironside” Beets deployed his unit to set up a security perimeter around the Sacajawea Memorial Picnic Area near Dillon, after a Bigfoot sighting by several children attending a birthday party. His strategy was to appear to be seizing and exploiting the initiative-- and then to feign a withdrawal in order to draw the reclusive creature out. A machine gun nest would then demonstrate an over powering force. Ralph Pudd, who had been hired as a clown for the birthday party was riddled with over two thousand bullet holes when he emerged from behind a clump of bushes where he had been relieving himself.

Classic Literature

Bigfoot--

The Lords of the forest are
the enemies of sweet reason,
the jugglers of eternal isolation,
molders of our lucid quiescence

--Bertram S. Fields (great grandfather of famous novelist, Tonto Fielding)

A Plea for Understanding

Tonto often contemplates the sense of isolation the elusive Bigfoot must endure. The reality, in which he lives, must be so harsh that he must dissociate himself from the rest of the world. I can only imagine that such isolation comes from a complex psychological disorder that is influencing the formation of his identity. Some think he went mad, because of a woman. Only this could explain the sense of oppression. Others believe it was a result of his childhood, leaving him vulnerable and emotionally destroyed. Whatever the causes, I truly think that my friend finds comfort in his isolation, yet strives for attention and love. He reaches out, only to hide when spotted.