24 Hours of LeMans

When I showed up at this years 24 Hour LeMans Race, to register with my entourage, we were stopped at the gate. I was told that my vehicle did not qualify as a race car. An argument ensued as to the merits of a social
environment in which people are not excluded from the activities of that society. Security then showed up and confiscated our built in beer keg, photographed us, and subsequently banned "Sweet Bessie" from the premises.